Debbie just hit the wall

She never had it all

One prozac a day

Husband's a C.P.A.

Here dreams went out the door

Once she turned 24

Only been with one man

What happened to her plans

She was gonna be an actress

She was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake that ass

On the hood of Whitesnake's car

Now her SUV has become the enemy

Looks at her average life

Nothing has been alright... since



Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana there was U2

And Blondie and music still on MTV

Her 2 kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

Cause she's still preoccupied

With 1985



She's seen all the classics

at least a hundred times

Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink,

Fast Times At Ridgemont

She rocks out to Wham!

Not a big Limp Bizkit fan

Never knew George was gay

Hoped they'd hook up one day

Where's her fairy tale, where's her dream?

Where's the quarterback

From her high school football team?

Where's her fairy tale, where's her dream?

How many times will she ask herself

What happened to me?

(the rubber broke) ... When



Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana there was U2

And Blondie and music still on MTV

Her 2 kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

Cause she's still preoccupied

With 1985



She hates time make it stop

When did Motley Crue become classic rock

She hates time make it stop



Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana there was U2

And Blondie and music still on MTV

Her 2 kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

Cause she's still preoccupied

With 1985