Well, my name it is a number

It's on a piece of plastic film

And I've been growin' funny flowers

Outside on my little window sill



But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all



You know, my wife still respects me

Even though I really misuse her

I am having an affair

With the Random computer



But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all



Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like they did when you were young

Or did they come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you'd done

Spacin' out and havin' fun



Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy. proud of your sun



Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like they did when you were young

Or did they come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you'd done

Spacin' out and havin' fun



But, don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me

But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all



I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man

I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000