Ive got 29 ways to make it to my babys door

Ive got 29 ways to make it to my babys door

If she needs me bad

Ill find about two or three more



Ive got one through the basement

Two down the hall

When they go and get a rug I need a hole in the wall

29 ways just to make it to my babys door

If she needs me bad

Ill find about two or three more



I can come through the chimney like Santa Claus,

Go through the window and that aint all,

Ive got a lot of ways I dont want you to know,

Ive even got a hole in the bedroom floor



Ive got 29 ways to make it to my babys door

If she needs me bad

Ill find about two or three more

Cause Ive got 29 ways

To make it to my babys door

If she needs me bad

Ill find about two or three more



Ive got a way through the closet behind all the clothes,

A way through the attic that nobody knows,

A master key that fits any lock,

A hidden door by the grandfather clock



Ive got 29 ways to make it to my babys door

If she needs me bad

Ill find about two or three more

Ive got 29 ways

Gotta find about two or three more

If she needs me bad,

Ill find about two or three more

Gotta find about two or three more