4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1!



Stop!

Pretending you're even having fun,

You just stand there looking dumb

And bored with your thumb in your ass...

(You're better than that!)



For once in your life,

Before you retire

Be the leader of the choir,

Set your pubic hair on fire just because...

(You feel like it!)



Be that moron screaming in the crowd,