Well this yellow haired snake sits snug as a bug

Got more angle than a toby jug

Star lock hair pins, honey has faults

Shows her legs when opportunity knocks

Underneath her red sweater

She's a big-deal go-getter

There'll be some dramas inside your pajamas tonight

Yer there's red eyed Ruby with her built up hips

She's got nut crushing boobs and jam tart lips

Says her angle is connections downtown L.A.

When you know she's just a hustler from the boys' brigade

Well she's the same old number

She just looks like your mother

There be salutations on you humble frillations tonight

She's young. She's wealthy, she's far from healthy

She does it up in Beverly Hills

She wears a foam back bra, she drives her Daddy's car

Has appeal to bend your will

Oh! Nymphomanic nimrod, thigh-high boots

Beat the hungry minions she planned

Keep on trucking--think of all the fun you had

Well you know there's such a lot of good ways to be bad