Deborah was a Catholic girl

She held out till the bitter end

Carla was a different type

She's the one who put it in

Mary was a black girl

And I was afraid of a girl like that

Susan painted pictures sitting down

Like a Buddhist sat



Reno was an aimless girl

With geographic memory

Cathy was a Jesus freak

She liked that kind of misery

Vicky had a special way of

Turning sex into a song

Camela, who couldn't sing,

Kept the beat and kept it strong



Zillah was an archetype

The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath

Joan thought men were second best to

Masturbating in the bath

Sheri was a feminist

She really had that gift of gab

Kathleen's point of view was this:

Take whatever you can grab



Seattle was another girl who

Left her mark upon the map

Karen liked to tie me up

And left me hanging by a strap

Jeanie had this nightclub walk

That made grown men feel underage

Maryella, who had a son,

Said