You dial one nine hundred lookin' for a fix

You dial one nine hundred and get off on your kicks

When you're all alone, and you're stranded at home

And you're sitting by the phone, after you've been wrecked by a cyclone

Dial one nine hundred.. when you're gettin' down to the bone..



You dial one nine hundred it shouldn't be for real

You dial one nine hundred it could be your last meal

They can bring you a million bucks, they can bring a change to your bad

luck

But if you find that you're really stuck, and you see them comin', you'd

better duck

You dial one nine hundred.. your life must really suck..



You dial one nine hundred to hear a prayer from the lord

You dial one nine hundred you sometimes must get bored

But they say it's true, that you just dial, they'll do it for you

They can make all of your dreams come true, it'll hit you out of the

blue

You dial one nine hundred.. they'll make a liar out of you..



You dial one nine hundred, you're lookin' for a cure

You dial one nine hundred, it's quarter after four

But it's the only help that you can see, it's comin' at you from your tv

You're lookin' down out of nights lonely tree, and you know, you would

agree

You dial one nine hundred.. your life sometimes must get lonely..



sallysally@usa.net