OH, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU ALL INSIDE MY DREAMY LITTLE WORLD

AND IT'S SO NICE TO BE WITH ALL YOU LOVELY LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS

MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE

MY PLACE IS SO DEVINE

DON'T YOU THINK I'M WONDERFUL?

SAY YES! YOU'RE ON MY TIME



STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY

STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY



DON'T TRY TO LEAVE THE DOORS ARE LOCKED AND ONLY I HAVE GOT THE KEY

FORGET THE WINDOWS THEY'RE NAILED SHUT AND BOARDED UP

SO YOU CAN'T SEE

YOU'LL LOVE THE LIGHT SHOW

OH, I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK IT'S SWELL

WHEN THEY GO OFF

YOUR WELCOME TO MY LIVING HELL



STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY

STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY



COME HERE MY SWEET

LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT

THERE THAT'S BETTER



I'M OVERJOYED AT ALL THE GAMES I'M PLAYING HERE WITH YOU TODAY

BUT I'M SO SAD THE PARTY'S OVER AND WE CAN NO LONGER PLAY

YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING HOME

TO YOUR OWN LITTLE BED

BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

YOU CAN'T SLEEP WHEN YOUR DEAD



STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY

STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY

STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY

STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY

STAY AWAY

FROM CAPTAIN HOWDY

STAY AWAY