A cheap and evil girl sets out on the city

She's moistened every curl, she's poisonously pretty

And the unsuspecting fool falls prey

As the din detective's led astray

And the genuflecting boys all say,

'The Cheap and Evil Girl will get her way'



The cheap and evil girl

The cheap and evil girl

The cheap and evil girl



The cheap and evil girl dances if you're worthy

She teases every twirl, she's deviously dirty

And you fantasize about the ample

Milky thighs you'd like to sample

Vocalize to her example

Deep, illegal sighs- Oh! It's a scandal!



The cheap and evil girl

The cheap and evil girl

The cheap and evil girl



Into the club for a rub in the sauna

Stream through the steam, there's a shot, you're a goner

Cry as you die cause you know you still want her



She can hypnotize

With her evil eyes



The cheap and evil girl wears you like a locket

She polished every pearl then she put you in her pocket

And the undertaker hears the sounds

Of the dumb gumshoe making his rounds

Shaking all the wrong ones down

Cause the cheap and evil girl will not be found



The cheap and evil girl

The cheap and evil girl

The cheap and evil girl



The cheap and evil girl

She's the cheap and evil girl

Oh, the cheap and evil girl

She's the cheap and evil girl, girl, girl

The cheap and evil girl