Well I've took enough pills for big Memphis town



Ol' Jerry Lee's dranked enough whiskey to lift any ship off the ground



I'll be the first to admit



Sure do wish these people would quit it



You know its tough enough



To straightin' up when these idiots won't leave you alone.



Jerry Lee Lewis's life would make a damn good country song



I've always done my best



I've tried to walk tall



Walk on Killer



But when the evening was over I was drunk stumbling into walls



Well I know I've earned my reputation



Can't they see I've found my salvation?



I guess they'd rather prove me wrong



My life would make a damn good country song



Lets get it now!



I've had my share of women



But they always seem to leave



Gonna put me another quarter



In the ol' pinball machine



Well I know the ol' Killers been wrong



That ol' change came over me took too long



My life would make a damn good country song



Jerry Lee Lewis's life would make a damn good country song!