Intro: Little Russ, Ice Cube



[story-teller] Once upon a time, in the black part of the city

[young kid] Yo G, yo G you better get out of here man, 5-0

[door swings shut, car peels out]



[Russ] Yo Ice Cube, man

[Cube] Whassup man?

[Russ] Why you...

[Cube] Whassup?

[Russ] Yo Ice Cube man, why you always kickin the shit about the bitches

and the niggaz? Why don't you kick some shit about the kids, man? The

fuckin kids?!

[Cube] Word



Verse One: Ice Cube



Little boys and girls, they all love me

Come sit on the lap of I-C-E

And let me tell ya a story or two

About a punk-ass nigga I knew

Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick

Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick

Ran up the street cause he was piping hot

Met a bitch named Jill on the bus stop

Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe

At that type of shit he's a pro

So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap

Dumb bitch, gave him the claps

Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay

Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way

To make some money, why not?

Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot

There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe

Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew

For the man that was really important

Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan

Ride to the fellow Mister Rogers and hoes

Drove a 500 sittin on Lorenzoes

He broke out, Little Bo Peep, smoked out

Saw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins



[Little Bo Peep] Yo yo I got them sheepskins

Yo, my empty sheepskins

Yo baby, what's up with that?



Hickory dickory dock, it was twelve o'clock

Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the cock

I don't doubt it, she is kind o