Horns raised and filled with the finest of mead

Valhalla's warriors battle succeed

The lodge so enormous, so many in here

Valkyries serve us the best flesh and beer

Forever we'll sit here, to eat and drink well

All of us heathens on a battlefield fell

Our death went divine to Valhalla came

Another brave name for the golden hall's fame



Inside the great lodge where delight does stream

A beautiful valkyrie in every man's dream

"Woman come over here and sit on my knee!

In the great sky tonight you will see

Up there I'll show you the mighty starsign

The shape of Thyrfing trapped in time

That sword my life once before took

But now in Valhalla, tonight we will fuck!"



Where delight is streaming

Fallen warriors gleaming



Soon we'll be there in the goldenmost hey

Crawling around each other til the very next day

Eight hundred voices in a drunken chant

Some dance around the tables, stand straight they can't

Throats are getting wet, throats are getting dry

There's a lot of mead in the horns raised high

The feast goes on forever, for ages it will last

We're all getting glorified, thinking about our past