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Verse:

Jake came home early from work one day

He sat in the car and there he finished his parfait

He thought that coming home would be boring

He never thought he'd come in to find Jon scoring



Chorus:

When Jake walked in, he almost flipped

Jon was on the couch with pants unzipped

What Jake was thinking, he couldn't say

Maybe he was wishing Laura were gay



Verse:

Everywhere that Jake goes there's one thing he sees

It's the memory of his sister down between Jon's knees

After he came in, Jake felt so sick

Because he had walked in on Laura sucking on Jon's dick



Chorus:

Carefully Laura lifted her head from Jon's cock

Her mouth was open and her eyes were wide with shock

Jake felt that his eyes were going to burn

But you've got to wonder what Laura got in return



Verse:

Jake ran out the door, he had to jet

It reminded him of lonely nights watching Hamlet

At that very moment he wished he had not been born

This looked like a scene from his parents' porn



Chorus:

Jake had the image forever in his head

He thought about it every night in bed

Jake never wants to sit on that couch anymore

It reminds him that Laura is a whore



Verse:

Jake was so scarred that he couldn't eat

After walking in on Laura helping Jon beat

Things now are awkward between Laura and Jake