They were failing dutifully

If you?e going to fail at all

Failing came more easily

Than it did to us all

And I wanted to be there

See them begin

It was easy to see they were

The best band to be in

I gave up drugging

When you spiked my drink

Stopped freeloading

When I could not get in

I gave up singing

When I was told

I could not dance

Knew my place in the world

When I heard them start



Woke up on Sunday morning

With a hole

the size of my pool

Couldn? believe

I