I've been aching to sneeze

Begging please, pretty please

But i can't get the thing to come out

I've been down on my knees

I've been pissing on trees

But the evil thing just won't come out



Come on out, my pretty baby

Relieve me of my burden, little baby

Come on out, my pretty baby



I've been waking at dawn

With the big bird on

And i can't make the thing go away

I've been throwing up drinks

In the toilets and sinks

But it just sticks around anyway



Come on out, my pretty baby

Relieve me of my burden, little baby

Come on out, my pretty baby



I've been waking at dawn

With a fever going on

And a stain that just won't wash away

I've got nothing to hide

It's just something inside

That keeps coming back, day after day



Come on out, my pretty baby

Relieve me of my burden, little baby

Come on out, my pretty baby

My pretty baby

My pretty baby