Jet set ski shop quasi silver porche jacket

Bleached blonde forty-dollar foster grant

Capped teeth two-inch eyelash

Pseudo gamma delta doll

Adidas in heat



Beer slob saturday addict pops another top

"kill that sonovabitch," he screams at the t.v.

The thrill of victory, the agony of my feet

Adidas in heat



Sports awareness t-shirt

Sports awareness t-shirt

You have the paraphenelic regaliaof an athletic supporter



Forced to wear this t-shirt

Sports awareness t-shirt

You have the paraphenelic regalia

Of an athletic supporter