Satirical)



(following verses not included with lyrical insert:)

Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad --

other things can make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble -- give a whistle --

and this'll help things turn out for the best, and --



Always look on the bright side of life

always look on the bright side of life



If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten --

and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps --

just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing, and --



Always look on the bright side of life

always look on the bright side of life



Life is quite absurd, and death's the final word --

we must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin --

enjoy it -- it's your last chance anyhow, so --



Always look on the bright side of death

just before you draw your terminal breath



Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it --

life's a laugh and death's a joke -- it's true.

You can see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go --

just remember that the last laugh is on you, and --



Always look on the bright side of life

always look on the bright side of life