I bought my angel on the fourth of july

I didn't plan it, it just happend that way

and i guess faith stepped in again,

cuz I needed him then



When I bought him the said are you sure?

No refunds, returns or exchanges because:

ones he's yours he's yours for good

now you behave like an angel should



cuz I saw it on tv

they were selling peaces of heaven

and I thought, hey what about me

When am I considered.. ooh



I chained my angel through the eaves through

It was november and I think I pissed him off

He's mad but I don't care

You're my Angel so there



I figured it's only about sixty more years

So come on Angel, stop all the tears

Come sing me a song or two

Whatever it is you Angel's do



Cuz I saw it on tv

They were selling peaces of heaven

And I thought, Hey what about me?

When can I make reservations.. ooh



My pet angel's got a long lost friend

who says he's comming back when the world ends

when us humans have lost our touch

god never liked people that much



cuz he saw it on tv

they were selling peaces of heaven

and he thought, well how can this be?

what in the hell are they thinkin