TO BE FREE, ONE MUST GIVE UP A LITTLE PART OF ONESELF



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My sex change operation got botched

My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch

Now all I've got is a barbie-doll crotch



I gotta angry inch



Six inches forward and five inches back

I gotta-I gotta angry inch!

Six inches forward and five inches back

I gotta-I gotta angry inch!



I'm from the land where you still hear the cries (ooh ooh ooh)

I had to get up not to sever my guys (ooh ooh ooh)

I changed my name and assumed a disguise

I gotta angry inch!



Six inches forward and five inches back

I gotta-I gotta angry inch!

Six inches forward and five inches back

I gotta-I gotta angry inch!

Six inches forward and five inches back

The train is comin' and I'm tied to the track

I tried to get up but I can't get no slack

I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!



My mother made my tits outta clay (tits of clay)

My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away! (tits of clay)

They dragged me to the doctor one day

I gotta an angry inch!



Six inches forward and five inches back

I gotta-I gotta angry inch!

Six inches forward and five inches back

I gotta-I gotta angry inch!



(LONG STORY SHORT)



Yeah, long story short

When I woke up from the operation,

I was bleeding down there

I was Bleeding from the gash between my legs

It was my first day as a woman, already that time of the month!

Two days later the hole closed up, ya know

The wound healed and I was left

with a one inch mound of flesh

Where my penis used to be

Where my vagina never was

It was a one inch mound of flesh

with a scar running down it

like a sideways grin and sort of my last phase

It