I'm going down to church tonight



Just like back when i was eight



But i don't mean to pray



I'm gonna nick myself a collection plate







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I'v got nothing against church



Or any people that go there and show that



They're ignorant, i don't understand



A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour







So many people are weak in their lives



And seek guidance from the fellows of hope



As you know i used to go there myself



But for the day became antipope







Theres gonna be some fun tonight



The spreading is around the town



The vicars a transvestite



With a freanch veroyalty gowns







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Religion doesn't mean a thing



Its just another way of being right wing



I think sex films are okay



I don't dig that all the way







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