In olden days a glimpse of stocking,

Was looked on as something shocking,

Now heaven knows,

Anything goes!



Good authors,too,

Who once, knew better words,

Now only use four-letter words,

Writing prose,

Anything goes!



The world has gone mad today,

And goood's bad tody,

And black's white today,

And day's night today,

When most guys today,

That women prize today,

Are just silly gigolos.



And though I'm not a great romancer,

I know that you're bound to answer,

When I propose,

Anything goes!