Funny how this begins

Holding court over a bottle of gin

He says, "You don't know what it's like to be me"

She says, "No, don't talk to me like I'm dumb"

He says, "Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

You don't understand the art of the gun"



He broke his fingers when he hit the wall

She got a towel and put in ice from the refrigerator

He says, "You're much too nice for me to believe"

She says, "Oh, you think I think this is fun?"

He says, "Leave me alone leave me alone

You can't understand the art of the gun"



She says, "Nothing's shot except our love"

She says, "Oh, you think I think you have won

The art of the gun"