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Arthur loves his wife and children Arthur takes lunch everyday

Arthur likes it at the local Likes his pint at end of day



A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner

A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner



Arthur talks to sexy Frida Takes her milk there everyday

Frida's telling hungry Arthur of the debt she'd like to pay



But she hasn't got the money Arthur coughs to clear the air

Asks him in and calls him "honey" Up they toggle up the stairs



A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner

A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner



Arthur hates his wife and children Makes his own lunch everyday

Likes it down at sexy Frida's Frida takes a pint a day



A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner

A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner