Now Billie Bob asked Betty Lou to go out for a ride

Said he'd come on over, wait for him outside

Well somehow she forgot to ask some more about this ride

Or you can bet that Betty Lou would sure have stayed inside



Ooooh, ya gotta ask some questions

That's how you get to know

If you'll be riding in a car, or on a buffalo

Ooooh, ya gotta ask some questions

Whenever there's a doubt

That you're wondering about

Ask and find out



Now Jimmy's sister, Mary Joe, brought home this little gift

And without asking questions, Jim opened it real quick

He ripped up all the wrappings and he looked inside and then

Then suddenly he got the drift, the gift was not for him



Ooooh, ya gotta ask some questions

Or you might get upset

That the gift you thought was yours

Was really for your pet

Ooooh, ya gotta ask some questions

Whenever there's a doubt

That you're wondering about

Ask and find out



Barry called Samantha Sue and said "Samantha, Hi,

Can me and a few friends just kinda drop on by?"

Samantha, who's a friend of sorts and seemed quite content

And then she got to wishing, she'd asked just how few he meant



Ooooh, ya gotta ask some questions

'Cause that's the way you see

If you've planned for just two friends, or planned for twenty-three

Ooooh, ya gotta ask some questions

Whenever there's a doubt

That you're wondering about

Ask and find out

Whenever there's a doubt

That you're wondering about

Ask and find out



Spoken:

Hey! Does anybody got any questions?

(sounds of "No", "Not me" etc)

In that case, I'll just go on home