I work at the 7-11,

That's how I get all my pay.

Sometimes I work all the night,

Sometimes I work all the day.

I sell junk to all of my friends,

I sell almost everything.

Pizza pies and chicken pies,

Even eraseable pens.



I'm just an average guy,

Every day I risk my life.

Please don't kill me tonight,

There's just a twenty in the register, alright?



Strange things happen to me every day,

My boss says you just learn to say:

All I do is wait and wait and pray:

"Will I make it through another hectic day?"

Every hour I super sceme my life,

My parents wondering if I was raised up right.

I got three cameras to film the bloody sight

Of people who may just murder me tonight.



I'm just an average guy,

Every day I risk my life.

Please don't kill me tonight,

There's just a twenty in the register, alright?



My work also has it's benefits,

I get to watch people rob all that they can fit

Into their coats and pockets with hand

Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man.

Cokes, jelly beans, and bagels so right,

Candy bars and chewing gum all through the night.

Six more hours the sun will rise

And I'm just a working man who wants to survive.



I'm just an average guy,

Every day I risk my life.

Please don't kill me tonight,

There's just a twenty in the register, alright?