kat was in the bedroom

playing hidehideho

lou was in the kitchen

kissing Michelangelo

ray was in a coffin

taking measurements

with string

jean was cleaning

windows trying to

teach the world to sing

the satellite was beaming

in a cabaret show were

juliet was arguing with stupid romeo

the dog was reading poetry by

poe and valerie

and I was sat there thinking

how happy we could be



bye bye baby

baby bye bye

I feel so happy but I don't know why

we're off to see the wizard!

A.W.O.L.

bye bye baby

I wish you well



now the sneaky fat magician

he stole my handkerchief

he blew his nose and gave

himself 20 years of grief

and I was so dumbfounded

when he asked me for a loan

I told him to repeat it

to my tiny dictaphone

and all the lazy bastards

that ever walked the earth

were trying to get hold of me

from Tokyo to Perth

but I was up the cundy

combing my goatee

you thought I was surrounded

but with one bound ... our hero was free



bye bye baby

baby bye bye

I feel so happy but I don't know why

we're off to see the wizard!

A.W.O.L.

bye bye baby

I wish you well



now all you gay lieutenants

who follow the yellow brick

be sure to take your happy pills

before you get seasick

the journey is long-winded

with many twists and snakes

and I forgot to mention

there were never any breaks