Out of England, I dream of its creamery

When I'm there I dwell on Saxony.

In Turkey when I've been due to World War I

Istanbul is the place 'cos of my birthday.



I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy



I got everything

I got everything I want except for hungry

I got everything I want except for money.



I've got the best round set aside for parties

They'll have one when I've gone

In fact, they said so, good one.



I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy



Friends disintegrate within circles of cash

Residue after years of fab genius

Is a pension for the jews

and a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on

and hung on a laburnum tree.



I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy

I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy



Just call me the first

[repeat 10 times]



I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green

I am barmy, bleedin' barmy



A dramatic verse

[repeat 3 times]



The programs lot

We break into tune

Take and bring a word

Ring a buzzer

Take and bring a word (