Happy with no teeth

Happy here in hibernation

Slurpin' on a peach

Starin' at the situation

Kitty at my foot

Meowin out a conversation

Rocking back and forth

That's my only destination



Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that old man is me

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that



Got a

Two string on my lap

Total subsonic vacation

Got a chicken on the drums

Pounding out a perfect prescription

Got twenty little worms

All plugged into amplification

Got fifteen hundred bass-drum-luggin' bug-eyed monkeys

All arrivin at the station



Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that old man is me

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that



I'm sitting on the back porch kicking my legs back

rocking in my rocking chair just sitting there

[all of the](?) little back porch is about to fall apart, so

I think I might repair it

Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it some little friends come along

with some two string, one string, no string guitars

and they plug 'em all in to the back porch

and they sit around playing all their favorite songs

they kicking back, feeling real good, real fine, real full of the wine

and everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great

I just feel so good, you know I'm 70 years old and I'm slurpin

everything through a straw, but I'm the



Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that old man is me

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

Old man on the back porch

And that