We could've been anything we wanted to be

But don't it make your heart glad

That we decided, a fact we take pride in

We became the best at being bad



We could've been anything we wanted to be

With all the talent we had

No doubt about it, we whine and we pout it

We're the very best at being guys



We're rotten to the core

And my congratulations no one likes you any more

Bad guys, we're the very worst

Each of us contemptible, we're criticised and cursed

We made the big time, malicious and mad

We're the very best at being bad



We could've been anything we wanted to be

We took the easy way out

With little training, we mastered complaining

Manners seemed unnecessary

We're so rude, it's almost scary



We could've been anything that we wanted to be

With all the talent we had

With little practice, we made every black list

We're the very best at being bad

We're the very best at being bad

We're the very best at being bad