(Randy Newman)

Since you're the delegate from Kansas

Will you kindly take the floor

Now tell us, what is Kansas thinkin'

What is Kansas for

Kansas is for the farmer

We stand behind the little man

We need a fire house in Topeka

So help us if you can

I see the gentleman from Utah

Our friendly Beehive State

How can we help you, Utah

How can we make you great

We got to irrigate our deserts

We got to get some things to grow

We got to tell this country about Utah

'Cause nobody seems to know