Size dont matter

Well thats usually true

More important

Is who its attached to

But to find a larger tool

can sometimes be so thrilling

It goes down smooth

Definitely more filling

Its fat and wide

I can barely get my hand around it

Thick as a can of beer

Waiting for my lips to surround it

When i was young theyd complain

That i had a big mouth

But now it comes in handy

When my beercan boy gets randy

Beercan boy, my beercan boy

Beercan boy, my beercan boy

I want to get him off

And feel his silky jizz

I want to pop his top

And see him spurt and fizz

Look at the head on that brew!

Ill go down on it and nuzzle it

But no swallowing allowed

Even though id to guzzle it

Im afraid well get into a quarrel

Cause with one that big

Its tough to do anything more

Than oral