Why does she need him for a father?

Not only maidens can occupy my shack

Goring my manhood turns a man off

Like Pepe LePew would say-

Hey, Hey, Hey! -Then we clash!



I got my diddly spayed(x3)

I got my diddly



She laughs about it

Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right

Jacking themselves off polyester!

I wanna jump, this isn't right!

Hey, when am I getting it back?



I got my diddly spayed (x3)

I got my diddly



I don't know why

I got a joke to silly to say

Don't touch the balls

I gotta dick, Dick hear my fucking HATE!



I got my diddly spayed (x3)

I got my diddly



If you're wondering

Its gaining monthly

Fiberglass insulated

Desguised as cotton candy

Spawning downstream

El Rancho Ovulate

Feeling can't help me romp

Bill just fuck me! Take me anal!

Billy's slit reminds me of someone

I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat

Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope

And I say look!



I got my dingaling spayed

I got my liberty

I got my diddly spayed (x2)



Nothing hard

I gotta be around pussy

Don't let me fall

I got a heh-heh

Well you can't live

We got my diddly spayed



I got my diddly spayed (x5)

I got my diddly