In the Catholic seamen's club

Every sailor is sacred

In the arcade right next door

All the girls dance naked



Down on my knees scrubbin' the floors

Scratchin' at festering sores

If I'm the guy you're lookin' for

Just look down under some rock

Beneath the valley of the underdog



Spat upon by passers by

The spittin' image of my maker

Even those who once called me