The bigger the cushion

The sweeter the pushin'

That's what I said



The looser the waistband

The deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read



My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo



Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes

My girl's got 'em

Big bottom, drive me out of my mind

How can I leave this behind?



I saw her on Monday

'Twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean



I love her each weekday

Each velvety cheekday

You know what I mean



My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game is waiting there inside her tights



Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about mudflaps

My gal's got 'em

Big bottom, drive me out of my mind

How can I leave this behind?



My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo



Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes

My girl's got 'em

Big bottom, drive me out of my mind

How can I leave this behind?