By the roadside, Morning Shadow,

Good for nothing, walking scarecrow,

This is a major disater area,

I think I'll close up my eyes.



No assistance Mantovani,

Police protection still eludes me,

This is a major disater area,

I think I'll close up my eyes.



Voice of wisdom curtain razor,

Keep us free from any danger,

This is a major disater area,

I think I'll close up my eyes.