Voice Over: And so, Inspector Zatapathique, the forensic expert from the Monaco Murder Squad, sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong.'



(hushed, low-toned choir. A very somber mood.)



Zatapathique: (spoken) Quoi? Quoi? Tout le monde, quoi? ... Pourquoi? ... le monde ... le monde! ... Bte! ... Le monde ... d'habitude ... (music starts) ... mais ... je pense ...



(At this point Zapatique screams incoherently while the chorus sings rapidly)



Bing tiddle tiddle BANG

Bung tiddle tiddle bang

Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle

Bung tiddle tiddle BONG

Bung tiddle tiddle bing

Bung tiddle tiddle bang

Bing (tiddle tiddle)

Bang (tiddle tiddle)

Bong (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)

Bang bong bing (tiddle tiddle)

Bang (tiddle tiddle)

Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)



Bing tiddle tiddle BANG

Bung tiddle tiddle bang

Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle

Bung tiddle tiddle BONG

Bung tiddle tiddle bing

Bung tiddle tiddle bang

Bing (tiddle tiddle)

Bang (tiddle tiddle)

Bong (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)

Bang bong bing (tiddle tiddle)

Bang (tiddle tiddle)

Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)

Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)





Bing tiddle tiddle biiiiiing...