The black market white baby dealer

Is hunting around overseas

The black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean fresh white babies to me

Clean fresh white babies to me





The black market white baby dealer

Is rooting around overseas

The black market white baby dealer

Kidnaps clean fresh white babies for me

Clean fresh white babies for me





My smile is a dime a dozen

My lips are cherry red

My eyes are blue like the sky is blue

Ive got good shoulders on my head





I look like your mother

I look like your great-aunt

So sit me down in the family photo

And everyone tells me that I look just like you





The black market white baby dealer

Is hunting around overseas

The black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean fresh white babies to me





He brings back

Oh my god he brings back

He brings back clean fresh white expensive babies

He brings back

Oh Charlie, he brings back

He brings back clean fresh white expensive babies





I come post-production

I dont need natal care

Im already fully assembled

Down the very last part, its all there





So take me into your family

So take me into your home

Buddy take me in as your next generation

And Ill take you out of the loans, ten million to one





The black market white baby dealer

Is hunting around overseas

The black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean fresh white babies to me

Clean fresh white babies to me

Clean fresh white babies to me