I am at your halfway station darling and I've been waiting

For your train.

I am at your halfway station darling and I've been waiting

For your train.

But you've been too long darling and it looks like rain.



I have seen these strange little girls who come up to you

And they don't know when to stop.

I have watched your eye as it follows the line of the leg

Right up to the top.

Now Betty Sue and Mary Jane have come around to play again,

But I am standing at your door and I do believe I'll tell

Them to go home.



There's this black widow spider darling and she's been

Walking on my hand.

There's this black widow spider darling and she's been walking

On my hand.

And we've had this little heart to heart and I think I

Understand.



It's a funny situation, I mean what am I to do?

With Lisa in the upstairs room and Joan and Martha too.

I can't come down to breakfast 'cause the plates have all

Been used.

And it's as crowded as a subway car and I think that you're

Confused.

Now I would wait at your station but I do believe it's time

That I went home.



I am at Black Widow station darling and I've been waiting for

Your train.

I am at Black Widow station darling and I've been waiting for

Your train.

You've been to long darling and it looks like rain.

You've been to long darling and it looks like rain.