Madman drummers bummers

Indians in the summer

With a teenage diplomat

In the dumps with the mumps

As the adolescent pumps

His way into his hat

With a boulder on my shoulder

Feeling kinda older

I tripped a merry-go-round

With this very unpleasing

Sneezing and wheezing

The calliope crashed to the ground



Blinded by the light

Revved up like a deuce

Another runner in the night

Blinded by the light

She got down but she never got tight

She's gonna make it through the night



Some silicone sister

With her manager mister

Told me I've got what it takes

She said I'll turn you on sonny to

something strong

Play the song with the funky break



And go-kart Mozart

Was checking out the weather chart

To see if it was safe outside

And little Early Pearly

Came by in her curly wurly

And asked me if I needed a ride



Mama always told me not to look into

the eyes of the sun

But mama that's where the fun is



Some brimstone baritone

Anticyclone rolling stone

Preacher from the east

Says dethrone the dictaphone

Hit it in its funnybone

That's where they expect it least

And some new mown chaperone

Was standing in the corner

Watching the young girls dance

And some fresh-sewn moonstone

Was messin' with his frozen zone

Reminding him of romance