If I drove a truck

And I were a waitress

And I ordered coffee

And I poured you some

Then you stop by one on your way

Some time later

And if we arm-wrestled

I'd say that to won

I hear my baby ride again

Ride high in the saddle all day

If you're lovin' is good

And your cookin' ain't greasy

We'll jump the chuck wagon

And we'll ride away

If I were a winsome

And pale signorita

And I was a bullfighter

If I ran the country

I'd be your first lady

And fix up the White House

While you were away

Waiting while I'm passing time

With world leaders

And later together

Alone we might lay