Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous school

I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool

I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

I'll let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her



Oh God I am the American dream

I do not think I'm too extreme

An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch

I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...



Women's Liberation

Came creepin' all across the nation

I tell you people, I was not ready

When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie

She made a little speech then,

Aw, she tried to make me say when

She had my balls in a vice, but she left my dick

I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick



Oh God I am the American dream,

But now I smell like Vaseline

An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch

Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which

I wonder...wonder...wonder...wonder...



So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit

I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute

Got a job doin' radio promo

An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me 'n' a friend

Sorta drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour on the tower of power

'Long as I gets a little golden shower



Oh God I am the American Dream

With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

An' I'll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake nights saying "Thank you Fred"

Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!

Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down



And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down



I knew you'd be surprised...