It is as smooth as a mutilated(??) shit on a shingle.

Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn.

Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?



She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle.

She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle.

She'd love to do a boing boing boing boing?



Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ohhhhhh yeah.