Come on, now get your ass out of bed

You heard what the man said

The crew is already gone

We were all kinda high, but man what were you on?



Tried to take a shuttle to Spain

They kicked me off the plane

I guess I'll go to Japan

It all looks the same when you stump for the man



And down in the valley we crawl in the alley

Who knew the 101 was so long?

Before you get sold, you get bought for a song



Sake in aluminum cans

It fell in the wrong hands

And now we're chewing the scene

Stumbling out of the Lexington Queen



Walking through a German hotel

And not walking very well

I gotta get to the van

Excuse me, I'm weaving as fast as I can



And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city

He's saying that the directions are wrong

Before you get sold, you get bought for a song