(Spooner)

Copyright 1975 Pseudo Songs



Was it Jimmy's fault on your first date

you promised Mom you wouldn't be home late

At the drive-in you climbed in the back

Skipped the movies and forgot the snack

Petting heavy didn't bother you

Your eighth grade teacher showed you what to do

Failed your English and Biology

But you learned the facts of life from A to Z



Boy Crazy, from town to town

Boy Crazy, the rumor went around

Boy Crazy, from town to town

Forgot all the names

They're all the same

Forgot all the names



Jimmy told Bobby 'bout your transgressions

And you told the priest in your confession

And he told ya God would get ya someday

But you were to quick, and ya moved on Monday



Another waitress with an I.U.D.

Went to the clinic, where you got it free

There's something missing, but you don't know what

Someone should tell ya, I'd rather not



Boy Crazy, from town to town

Boy Crazy, the rumor went around

Boy Crazy, from town to town

Forgot all the names

They're all the same

Forgot all the names