Gene Collier



Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

They're too damn skinny or way too long

I ain't no holy roller so I just use a bong

Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong



Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed

They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed

That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creed

Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed



Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot

That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got

Haulin' water up a hill's a chore, but man I tell you what

Them boys from Arkansas they got some damn fine pot



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Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag

And they'll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bag

I got some in my guitar case and I'm not the type to brag

But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag



Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed

Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds

But on a bayou night by the light of a full moon

You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms



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