Scary breeders

They have come

With their sons and daughters



One by one

Mean and dumb

Have another



They got cable

And AC

And cellular technology



Scary breeders

They run me out of town

Creepy breeders



When the baby feeds

And the implant leaks

It's a screaming monster



Shut it up

Put some Pepsi

In the baby's bottle



Or hit it harder

Scary breeders

They run me out of town

Creepy breeders



Those breeders

Strange breeders

Dog breeders

Those breeders