I know girls like you

Need someone to screw up you're life

& Make them contemplate suicide

When you need a friend to blah blah blah blah

Call on me yeah

You need someone bad to irritate your dad

someone who'll make you cry

& sock you in the eye

when you need a friend to bring you to your knees

call on me yeah

am i crazy enough

am i angry enough

am i stupid enough

am i lazy enough

am i drunk enough

do i flunk enough

am i jealous enough

am i selfish enough

to be your bridge under troubled water

yeah

you like pain you're insane

you can keep my car

and punch my face in the bar

with a blah blah blah blah blah blah

call me oh yeah

am i crazy enough

am i angry enough

am i stupid enough

am i lazy enough

am i drunk enough

do i flunk enough

am i jealous enough

am i selfish enough

to be your bridge under troubled water

yeah

am i boring enough

am i snoring enough

am i demanding enough

i'm outstanding enough

am i bad enough

am i mad enough

am i bad enough

wear plaid enough

am i drunk enough

smell like a skunk enough

do i whack enough

??

to be your bridge under troubled water