Brown shoes dont make it

Brown shoes dont make it

Quit school, why fake it

Brown shoes dont make it

Tv dinner by the pool

Watch your brother grow a beard

Got another year of school

Youre okay, hes too weird

Be a plumber

Hes a bummer

Hes a bummer every summer

Be a loyal plastic robot

For a world that doesnt care

Thats right

Smile at every ugly

Shine on your shoes and cut your hair



Be a jerk - go to work

Be a jerk - go to work

Be a jerk - go to work

Be a jerk - go to work

Do your job, and do it right

Lifes a ball

Tv tonight

Do you love it

Do you hate it

There it is

The way you made it



A world of secret hungers

Perverting the men who make your laws

Every desire is hidden away

In a drawer in a desk by a naugahyde chair

On a rug where they walk and drool

Past the girls in the office



Hratche-plche, hratche-plche

Hratche-plche...



We see in the back

Of the city hall mind

The dream of a girl about thirteen

Off with her clothes and into a bed

Where she tickles his fancy

All night long



His wifes attending an orchid show

She squealed for a week to get him to go

But back in the bed his teen-age queen

Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene

Baby baby...

Baby baby...



Gimme them cakes now, uh!

If I do, Im gonna lose my...



And he loves it, he loves it

It curls up his toes

She wipes his fat neck

And it lights up his nose

But he cannot be fooled

Old city hall fred

Shes nasty, shes nasty

She digs it in bed

Thats right



Do it again, ha

And do it some more

Hey, that does it, by golly

And shes nasty for sure-