Barney works down at the A&P

He drives a baby blue A.M.C.

Ain't missed a day of work in 13 years

He's a fire department volunteer

He's got a yard that's always just been mowed

Collected stamps since he was 10 years old

You've never seen a more regular guy

But when the sun goes down on Friday night



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Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave

Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made

Gets in his patent zebra boots

Fires up a super sport Malibu

He burns the rubber cross the county line

A honky tonkin' fool till closing time

You ought to see him metemorphosize

>From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde



Monday mornin' it's a suit and tie

Attention shoppers there's a two for one buy

Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel

Makes his rounds in the bookmobile



He's got a Wednesday night canasta game

Thursday's the tourney at the bowling lanes

His friends would freak out if they only knew

The party animal he turns into



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