I can make pajamas,

Like the Yokahamas

Make 'em out of silk in Japan;

I can make most anything,

But I can't make a man.



Now, I can make a dinner,

Not like a beginner;

I won't have to open a can;

I can make most anything,

But I can't make a man.



I can take an old hat,

Make it look like new,

Just add a ribbon or two,

That's what I do

To cut expenses.



Now, I can make a dollar

Jump right up and holler,

Talk about your lemon merangue,

I can make most anything,

But I can't make that man.